Femme Fatale, seriously? Like, seriously?

This is not the album you wanna buy, for sure. I'm going to review the album track by track, but I don't think it's worthy of a long review...

• Till The World Ends: This uptempo track is such a generic pop song. Such is the video, that is, furthermore, unoriginal and absurd. I had enough with the Roland Emerich movie, thank you.
• Hold It Against Me: The lyrics aren't as bad as the rest of the track's, but it's still such a mess. I find this single boring and cheesy. And I'm not even going to talk about the music video...
• Inside Out: One of the few decent songs on the album. I like the vibe of the song and this is definitely the most listen-able track on Femme Fatale.
• I Wanna Go: The song AND the video has no meaning. But if I dig a little bit I can see how Britney is on a 30-year crisis. Shame on me! (Really?) Her voice sounds like if a generated by a computer.
• How I Roll: Another decent song. That's it. What do you want me to say? This song is as flat as Arizona.
• (Drop Dead) Beautiful: This is one of the only songs with single potential on the whole album. The lyrics are lame. Sabi's collaboration is acceptable, at least.
• Seal It With A Kiss: Even liking this song, I just can't assume it's a good track. 'Cause it's not. The breakdown during the second half of the song always makes me think the song is over, but it's not... This track is TOO pretentious.
• Big Fat Bass: I kind of like will.i.am, but this song is SO BORING. The only interesting thing on the song is the bass, which appears to be what the song is about... What? I just can't stand this track. One of the worst. The will.i.am part is remarkable, though.
• Trouble For Me: This is such a forget-able song. And Britney sounds very autotuned, and I surely don't like that.
• Trip To Your Heart: This sounds like an Ibiza remix of a bad song. Seriously. It's bad.
• Gasoline: If I'm honest, I should confess I couldn't listen to the whole track. And it's 3:08...
• Criminal: This is the only remarkable song on the album, but of course, it won't be a single, neither a song she sings/lipsynch during her Femme Fatale Tour. I like the music, and she doesn't sound too bad, but it's like she forgot about this acceptable piece of music.

Even I practically said this album is trash, I gotta say it's one of Britney's best works. Circus was worst, but Blackout was better. It's not an album worthy to buy. The bonus tracks are even better than most of the main tracks. It's too soft and angelical - it's called Femme Fatale, though... This is not a Femme Fatale. I thought it was pretty obvious to say it, but... oh, well!

I give the album a... /5